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thebastardiny0u: sparkawar: weigiburger: my-sexy-english-lord: NO.YOU’RE WRONG.DON’T TRY TO CORRECT ME YOU ILLITERATE MACHINE. No, it wants you to spell the right way THE AMERICAN WAY america just stop Or we could use English properly, you know, how they do in England. Can I also point out you have a bird. We have a mother fucking lion. lololol we have a mother fucking lion.  And a unicorn on our passports so “Or we could use English properly, you know, how they do in England.” YOU SIR, ARE MY HERO!
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  • police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
  • me: not with that attitude
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